Kelly Brook

Crossed all limits

Does heart have legs

One
fine day at school,
the teacher was teaching about the heart.
After she had finished she said,
"If any one has any doubts about what I have taught please ask."
Little Bobby stands up and asks,
"Teacher, does the heart have legs?"
She replies, "no it doesn't. What makes you ask such a question?"
He says "Last night when I went into my parents bedroom
I over heard my dad saying SWEET HEART spread your LEGS"

Parrot in jail

Ek admi ki car say parrot takra kay behosh hogaya.
Admi parrot ko ghar le gaya pinjre main rakha aur khana diya.
Parrot hosh say jaga aur bola "aila jail ??
Car ka driver mar gaya kiya ???"