kim Kardashian calendar 2009

Men & Women

What MEN / WOMEN Says and What their actual Meanings.

WOMEN'S WORDS
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Fine, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you idiot!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

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MEN'S WORDS
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

hot babes calendar

Men are lucky

OBAMA

O-riginally
B-orn in
A-frica to
M-anage
A-mericans

Naughty boy

A young boy was rubbing his hands on his Peni*s
his father asked what was he doing Son:
The school has started a new chapter on sex education.
Father: Sex education is ok, but what were you doing ??

HOMEWORK

Bra Panty Insurance

What is similarity in Bra, Panty & Insurance ???
They cover minimum
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For a maximum risk area.

Santa's divorce

Santa divorced his wife on 1st night.
Banta asked him the reason,
Santa said, "Yaar ohdi panty te sticker laga si:
Medium size/OK/Tested. Mohan Lal & Sons

Viagra For Women

Which is the best Viagra for women
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JEWELLERY

Resignation Letter

World shortest resignation letter:

Boss,

I love your wife

Salary

Lady got "NIGHTY" as her first salary


Next day her salary was raised.

Secretary

Q: What is the difference between secretary & Personal secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR

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Personal secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Hot to enjoy best time with wife

How to enjoy best time with wife :
After honeymoon :
After 2-3 years of marriage:
It is very simple :
Please agree with me :
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Good night.
Just say to her and sleep:
& see the difference:

Malika Sherawat unbeliveable picture

Caution

Have you ever seen her in such a dress,
for me it is the first time It is most unbeliveable,
my eyes till date are blinking
Kindly scroll down
Please see your surroundings before scrolling down :
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Prostitute's Parrot

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?"'

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots. I have taught them to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will also learn to praise and worship." "Thank you!" the woman responded.

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots. Immediately, the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?" One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away, Jack. Our prayers have been answered!"

Mens are sleeping with their own wives

Majority of Men in the World nowadays
are sleeping with their own wives.
A recent survey has revealed this facts.
Do you know why ????
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This is called Recession
Global meltdown.

Wife & Husband

While doing sex :

Wife says to husband you are like a mobile

Husband asks do I Vibrate a Lot ??

Wife says No.

But when you get into the tunnel you loose your "NETWORK".

America's new wepon

The US has made a new weapon
that destroys people but keeps the
building standing,.
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Its called the stock market

Credit Crunch

What worries me most about the credit crunch
is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped
'insufficient funds'.
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I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's.

Young Generation

While we were learning to speak
our mom understood everything we tried to speak.
Today we speak a lot and claim
mom you dont understand.
This is called young generation.