Resignation Letter

World shortest resignation letter:

Boss,

I love your wife

Salary

Lady got "NIGHTY" as her first salary


Next day her salary was raised.

Secretary

Q: What is the difference between secretary & Personal secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR

&

Personal secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

America's new wepon

The US has made a new weapon
that destroys people but keeps the
building standing,.
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Its called the stock market

Credit Crunch

What worries me most about the credit crunch
is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped
'insufficient funds'.
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I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's.