30 August 2009
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27 August 2009
You know you are having a bad day when ??
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You call the suicide prevention hotline and they put you on hold.
Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
You wake up and your braces are stuck together.
Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/husband.
You have to borrow from your Visa card to pay your MasterCard.
Nothing you own is actually paid for.
The Gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money when she sees your future.
People think that you're 40 and you're only 25.
The doctor says you are in fine health for someone twice your age.
TRY TO HAVE A GOOD DAY!
You call the suicide prevention hotline and they put you on hold.
Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
You wake up and your braces are stuck together.
Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/husband.
You have to borrow from your Visa card to pay your MasterCard.
Nothing you own is actually paid for.
The Gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money when she sees your future.
People think that you're 40 and you're only 25.
The doctor says you are in fine health for someone twice your age.
TRY TO HAVE A GOOD DAY!
24 August 2009
Airline Joke
'There may be 50 ways to leave your lover,
but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane'
but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane'
19 August 2009
Two sex bombs in a catfight!
Two sex bombs in a catfight!
Let there be peace, gals!
By ApunKaChoice
Tue, Aug 18, 2009 11:54:16 GMT
Celina Jaitley and Sambhavna Seth have much in common besides their low-neck dresses and anatomical assets. Both the ladies, equally bold, are outright supporters of gay rights movement which has caught greater momentum in Mumbai and Delhi in the last few months. So on Sunday, when Celina and others of her ilk took the center-stage at the Gay Pride Parade in Mumbai, it was natural that Sambhavna too joined in the march. While Celina was safely cordoned by body guards (because she has been getting hate mails and threats ever since she endorsed the gay rights movement), Sambhavna came with a few friends and had no guards to protect her body. But half way through the parade, a crowd began to gather around Sambhavna. Even though it was a gay parade, Sambhavna felt insecure. So the obvious option open for the Bhojpuri hottie was to tag in with Celina who had ample guards around her. However, Celina refused her entry into her cordon. “I am shocked and appalled by Celina's behaviour...She denied me entry into her area not once, but thrice,” Sambhavna told a Mumbai tabloid. Celina, on the other hand, clearly states that she doesn’t even know how Sambhavna looks like. Moreover, the actress alleges that there were policemen around to protect the people taking part in the parade, so Sambhavna had nothing to fear. Sambhavna thinks one day Celina would “get the reply” when she is in a similar situation. The scores aren’t even yet.
Two sex bombs in a catfight!
Two sex bombs in a catfight!
Let there be peace, gals!
By ApunKaChoice
Tue, Aug 18, 2009 11:54:16 GMT
Celina Jaitley and Sambhavna Seth have much in common besides their low-neck dresses and anatomical assets. Both the ladies, equally bold, are outright supporters of gay rights movement which has caught greater momentum in Mumbai and Delhi in the last few months. So on Sunday, when Celina and others of her ilk took the center-stage at the Gay Pride Parade in Mumbai, it was natural that Sambhavna too joined in the march. While Celina was safely cordoned by body guards (because she has been getting hate mails and threats ever since she endorsed the gay rights movement), Sambhavna came with a few friends and had no guards to protect her body. But half way through the parade, a crowd began to gather around Sambhavna. Even though it was a gay parade, Sambhavna felt insecure. So the obvious option open for the Bhojpuri hottie was to tag in with Celina who had ample guards around her. However, Celina refused her entry into her cordon. “I am shocked and appalled by Celina's behaviour...She denied me entry into her area not once, but thrice,” Sambhavna told a Mumbai tabloid. Celina, on the other hand, clearly states that she doesn’t even know how Sambhavna looks like. Moreover, the actress alleges that there were policemen around to protect the people taking part in the parade, so Sambhavna had nothing to fear. Sambhavna thinks one day Celina would “get the reply” when she is in a similar situation. The scores aren’t even yet.
17 August 2009
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