Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You call the suicide prevention hotline and they put you on hold.
Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
You wake up and your braces are stuck together.
Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/husband.
You have to borrow from your Visa card to pay your MasterCard.
Nothing you own is actually paid for.
The Gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money when she sees your future.
People think that you're 40 and you're only 25.
The doctor says you are in fine health for someone twice your age.
TRY TO HAVE A GOOD DAY!
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